I finally managed to untie my hands and crawl to my bag with my laptop inside. I am uncertain as to whom has kidnapped me but I am quite livid.

AND MY HAIR JUST TURNED RED.

This has got to be some sort of sick joke.

Darling? DARLING?!

I am locked in an attic somewhere, and I do not have my wand. That's all I know of my present situation.

And so another year begins, and we still don't know who Head Girl is.

Can somebody inform the student body already?

ETA: sorry, I forgot to say "please".

Happy Birthday, Pansy darling!I hope your day was wonderful and exciting.

And if my eyes did not deceive me earlier today, I think Boot made your day more than spectacular. How lovely for you!
No. I'm not jealous. I am happy for you. Besides, Ravenclaws are infinitely better than Hufflepuffs. They are ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen Harry? I have baked him biscuits for he has been such an admirably brave person all year! And because he is Harry Potter ( Read more... )

I agree with Ginny Weasley; this is an outrage. It's an invasion of privacy.

So I am starting a petition.

Leave your name if you want to sack the Muggle Studies professor so that she can't commit any more atrocities!

JUST when things are looking good with business and not fighting any more and making Icicle cry--

You know I REALLY would've preferred it if she'd turned out to be making illegal trades or going to get sacked and she had BEST GET SACKED FOR THIS!How can she DO this?! Stalking Harry and bothering people and being rather odd in class was bad enough ( Read more... )

The Wake in honour of Dumbledore is now a party!

Remember, come to the Pillars of Storgé!

ATTN: HOGWARTS
You are invited to:

A Wake

Tomorrow, after the funeral, at the Pillars of Storgé.
Bring alcohol and stories about him.

I hope you all come, even if you are a Slytherin.

Rather than address each individual question seperately, I have chosen to use this space to answer all your questions:

Yes. Summer School.

The staff has requested that I announce that casting for the school musical will begin in the Black Box, née Headmaster Fortescue's Chamber of Pain and Discipline For Infractions of Milk-Related Rules and Regulations, at some time next week. The exact date and time will depend upon when the specific musical that will be performed has been selected ( Read more... )